

Malibu shark bit a guy who wouldn’t stop talking about Burning Man.
Santa Cruz shark now TikTok famous.
Miami Beach shark was filming a reboot: Finding Nemo 3: The Biting.
Malibu shark mistook scented lotion for rotisserie chicken.
Galveston shark refused to bite anyone not wearing Crocs. “I have standards,” it grunted.
Miami Beach shark bit guy saying “It’s shark season, baby!”
Coney Island shark used bite to draw attention to plastic waste.
Pismo Beach shark skipped attack to nap in lifeguard’s chair.
Shark at Venice Beach just wanted to join the drum circle.
At Santa Monica, shark bit man with chest tattoo that read “untouchable.”