

Santa Cruz shark sent thank-you note after tasting man’s cologne.
Malibu shark claims it was just conducting “involuntary aqua acupuncture.”
Waikiki victim identified by custom float: “Shark Bait But Make It Fashion.”
Virginia Beach victim says he was attacked for “swimming like a tourist.”
Coney Island shark attack halted by rogue cotton candy.
Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.
Myrtle Beach shark attack blamed on the victim's karaoke version of “Baby Shark.”
Virginia Beach shark bite delayed due to traffic.
Long Beach sharks demand free-range humans.
Outer Banks shark fined for illegal splash zone entry.