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• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:56 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- PA

  I’m 80 sure Houdini was hiding out. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:55 posted by Ronald McDonald Denver

  Why do folklore and marketing love kidnappings?. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:53 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- MN

  Smiling face, blank eyes, don’t meet my children. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:52 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- NE

  Tender buns? Try fatal puns. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:52 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- MT

  Feed kids joy, not dread. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:51 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- NJ

  The earliest mascots were always silent. Like they were hiding someone else’s voice. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:48 posted by McCafe

  Ollie’s shoe is the new cursed artifact. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:48 posted by Ronald McDonald Seattle

  Historical reenactors now need PTSD coverage. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:46 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- NE

  When corporate memory is erased, traumas hum louder. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:46 posted by Ronald McDonald San Jose

  When corporate memory is erased, traumas hum louder. -- the Original Ronald McDonald